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Posted: 03/09/05
10:38 AM
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As proven by such things in life as fast food, lust, and exercise, there is often an inverse relationship between what you want and what’s good for you. If there’s one thing introverts can’t stand, it’s attention, but if there’s one thing any living person could use, it’s a life. Stick your wallflower friend in one of these trendy transpods and watch his social calendar fill up faster than Dodgers Stadium. According to owners’ experiences, any Mini Cooper driver is prone to papparazi-style harassment in parking lots, chased down the road by adoring fans when driving, and told by fairer-sex members how cute his car is. Even better, the Mini has seats for five – which might all be needed, knowing its driver’s newfound popularity.
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Posted: 12/16/05
09:24 AM
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As founder and president of ARA (the American Recluse Association), I cannot recommend this vehicle.
We...I do not accept memberships--SO LEAVE ME ALONE!
;-)
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Posted: 06/12/06
09:00 AM
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The Mini Cooper would be my top pick if I was given only 20k to buy a car!
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